Black out, speak out

Posted on June 4, 2012 by krellant

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Support the Krellant and Homeless Whackos Everywhere!

Posted on April 12, 2012 by krellant

My fellow seekers of the Cat Truth,

Please take a moment to send the Honourable Jim Flaherty a short request. Besides a bit of shameless Flaherty flattery, the following petition asks him not to cut the Community Access Program, which has helped community centres and libraries across the country with funding for internet access.

Homeless whackos like Nick Nolte access The Krellant from libraries.

We all know that public libraries are places frequented largely by homeless whackos. The Krellant Evening News has decided to take a stand on this issue because, as polling by Catvironics shows, 76% of our audience is made up of homeless whackos.

So please join tens of Canadians in sending an urgent message to Minister Jim Flaherty and voice your support for the Cat Truth, the Krellant Evening News, and homeless whackos all over the country.

Yours in Cat Truth Solidarity,

Cat Reporter

Support The Krellant and Homeless Whackos Everywhere!

This petition is now closed.

End date: May 19, 2012
Signatures collected: 26
Signature goal: 1000
26 signatures

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Outtakes from the NDP Leadership Convention

Posted on April 5, 2012 by krellant


The Krellant Evening News brings you the deleted scenes from our special report on the NDP Leadership Convention.

Every wondered about the NDP’s position on the weaponization of space, or how they plan on stealing the nation’s baby’s? Cat Reporter brings you the truth on these hot-button issues, and more!

And Frank just can’t seem to adjust to working as a news anchor on the internet…

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Cat Reporter Infiltrates the NDP!

Posted on March 26, 2012 by krellant

Risking all 9 of his lives, Cat Reporter infiltrated the NDP Leadership Convention to bring you the Cat Truth about their plans to overthrow the government–and paint 24 Sussex Orange!

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A Very Krellant Kristmas

Posted on December 21, 2011 by krellant

In this special Christmas episode of The Krellant, Frank Feltman tells a story of holiday mishap, and his rescue from one unlikely cat…in verse!

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