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My fellow seekers of the Cat Truth,
Please take a moment to send the Honourable Jim Flaherty a short request. Besides a bit of shameless Flaherty flattery, the following petition asks him not to cut the Community Access Program, which has helped community centres and libraries across the country with funding for internet access.
We all know that public libraries are places frequented largely by homeless whackos. The Krellant Evening News has decided to take a stand on this issue because, as polling by Catvironics shows, 76% of our audience is made up of homeless whackos.
So please join tens of Canadians in sending an urgent message to Minister Jim Flaherty and voice your support for the Cat Truth, the Krellant Evening News, and homeless whackos all over the country.
Yours in Cat Truth Solidarity,
Support The Krellant and Homeless Whackos Everywhere!
This petition is now closed.
End date: May 19, 2012
Signatures collected: 26
Signature goal: 1000
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|25||Lisa Krebs||Apr 14, 2012|
|24||Jason Charvet||Apr 14, 2012|
|23||Jennifer Howarth||Apr 13, 2012|
|22||Emilie Dionne||Apr 13, 2012|
|21||Patricia Currie||Apr 13, 2012|
|20||Meghan Helsel||Apr 13, 2012|
|19||Mike McCormick||Apr 12, 2012|
|18||Andreas Krebs||Apr 12, 2012|
|17||Irma West||Apr 12, 2012|
|16||Georgia krebs||Apr 12, 2012|
|15||Lisa Kirby||Apr 12, 2012|
|14||margie chingee||Apr 12, 2012|
|13||Éric Mallette||Apr 12, 2012|
|12||Daphne Nicolson||Apr 12, 2012|
|11||Heather Puttock||Apr 12, 2012|
|10||Evangeline Gallant||Apr 12, 2012|
|9||Martin Parrot||Apr 12, 2012|
|8||Dawn Goyeche||Apr 12, 2012|
|7||Dan Krebs||Apr 12, 2012|
|6||Mathieu Roy||Apr 12, 2012|
|5||René Lemieux||Apr 12, 2012|
|4||Ken Glover||Apr 12, 2012|
|3||Suzanne Gallant||Apr 12, 2012|
|2||Andreas Krebs||Apr 12, 2012|
|1||Cat Reporter||Apr 12, 2012|
The Krellant Evening News brings you the deleted scenes from our special report on the NDP Leadership Convention.
Every wondered about the NDP’s position on the weaponization of space, or how they plan on stealing the nation’s baby’s? Cat Reporter brings you the truth on these hot-button issues, and more!
And Frank just can’t seem to adjust to working as a news anchor on the internet…
Risking all 9 of his lives, Cat Reporter infiltrated the NDP Leadership Convention to bring you the Cat Truth about their plans to overthrow the government–and paint 24 Sussex Orange!